atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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this makes me wish there were a "worst night ever" button
Our Family Dildo has been with us since Olef Thorson stole it away from a nun during one of the Viking raids.
1:13 am, I do believe I love you. And am attending your next blót. True story.
you should put in on the mantel over the fireplace
lol used dildo. thats fucking sick. :P
1:54 I once used your mom as a midget dildo. On a midget.
grandma used to use it on grandpa to massage his prostate
If only Sarah Palin would have done this for Bristol.
1:21 i once used a midget as a dildo
ughhhh that shit is foul.
Ugh. This would put me off toys, not sex.
1:26 I once used a dildo as a midget.
1:50 that made no sense...piss off
Wow. All my grandma left me was some money. Family Dildo is a big honor.
i want to throw up.
i tried to click Bad Night several times...
I like how all the posts turn to midget talk now instead of racism/xenophobia.
its like that movie where that old dude bangs all 3 generations in a family, execpt it is a dildo
hahahaha THATS GOLD.... but def a bad night
U have to hang that shit up
whats disgusting is how she might have found out it was used.
12 04 how is 1 13 racist? would you shut up you little pussy
I bet midgets like disinfected glass dildos...
If that's her grandmas way of preaching abstinence, the least she could have done was buy a new one. And how exactly did she know it was used?
You could always use it to make soup
Wow. Grandma gets points for trying, but fails in the execution.
Unless it was a nice glass dildo that you could boil and disinfect, those are nice. Of course, it still be weird.
grandma chez vag :P
That would be 1:13 am of Olef Thorsen lineage.
No, what's disgusting is her finding out just how it was used... by grandma.
...good initiative, bad judgment
Gotta love that grandma cheese