atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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Our Family Dildo has been with us since Olef Thorson stole it away from a nun during one of the Viking raids.
this makes me wish there were a "worst night ever" button
1:13 am, I do believe I love you. And am attending your next blót. True story.
lol used dildo. thats fucking sick. :P
1:21 i once used a midget as a dildo
1:54 I once used your mom as a midget dildo. On a midget.
1:50 that made no sense...piss off
Ugh. This would put me off toys, not sex.
you should put in on the mantel over the fireplace
1:26 I once used a dildo as a midget.
i want to throw up.
ughhhh that shit is foul.
grandma used to use it on grandpa to massage his prostate
If only Sarah Palin would have done this for Bristol.
I like how all the posts turn to midget talk now instead of racism/xenophobia.
its like that movie where that old dude bangs all 3 generations in a family, execpt it is a dildo
12 04 how is 1 13 racist? would you shut up you little pussy
i tried to click Bad Night several times...
Wow. All my grandma left me was some money. Family Dildo is a big honor.
U have to hang that shit up
hahahaha THATS GOLD.... but def a bad night
I bet midgets like disinfected glass dildos...
whats disgusting is how she might have found out it was used.
Wow. Grandma gets points for trying, but fails in the execution.
Unless it was a nice glass dildo that you could boil and disinfect, those are nice. Of course, it still be weird.
...good initiative, bad judgment
You could always use it to make soup
grandma chez vag :P
If that's her grandmas way of preaching abstinence, the least she could have done was buy a new one. And how exactly did she know it was used?
That would be 1:13 am of Olef Thorsen lineage.
No, what's disgusting is her finding out just how it was used... by grandma.
Gotta love that grandma cheese