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  • this makes me wish there were a "worst night ever" button

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:29am
  • Our Family Dildo has been with us since Olef Thorson stole it away from a nun during one of the Viking raids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:13am
  • 1:13 am, I do believe I love you. And am attending your next blót. True story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:28pm
  • you should put in on the mantel over the fireplace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:05am
  • lol used dildo. thats fucking sick. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:30am
  • 1:54 I once used your mom as a midget dildo. On a midget.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:55am
  • grandma used to use it on grandpa to massage his prostate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:10am
  • If only Sarah Palin would have done this for Bristol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:16am
  • 1:21 i once used a midget as a dildo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:26am
  • ughhhh that shit is foul.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:16am
  • Ugh. This would put me off toys, not sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:49am
  • 1:26 I once used a dildo as a midget.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:50am
  • 1:50 that made no sense...piss off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:54am
  • Wow. All my grandma left me was some money. Family Dildo is a big honor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:07am
  • SICK.. i want to throw up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:46pm
  • i tried to click Bad Night several times...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:46am
  • I like how all the posts turn to midget talk now instead of racism/xenophobia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:21am
  • its like that movie where that old dude bangs all 3 generations in a family, execpt it is a dildo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:13am
  • hahahaha THATS GOLD.... but def a bad night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:04am
  • U have to hang that shit up

    Submitted by Foodisgood on Jun 12, 10 at 4:09am
  • whats disgusting is how she might have found out it was used.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:02am
  • 12 04 how is 1 13 racist? would you shut up you little pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:03pm
  • I bet midgets like disinfected glass dildos...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:21am
  • If that's her grandmas way of preaching abstinence, the least she could have done was buy a new one. And how exactly did she know it was used?

    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 15, 10 at 11:43am
  • You could always use it to make soup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:09am
  • Wow. Grandma gets points for trying, but fails in the execution. Unless it was a nice glass dildo that you could boil and disinfect, those are nice. Of course, it still be weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:11am
  • grandma chez vag :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:29am
  • That would be 1:13 am of Olef Thorsen lineage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:29pm
  • No, what's disgusting is her finding out just how it was used... by grandma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:26am
  • ...good initiative, bad judgment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:12am
  • Gotta love that grandma cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:39am