atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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Our Family Dildo has been with us since Olef Thorson stole it away from a nun during one of the Viking raids.
this makes me wish there were a "worst night ever" button
1:13 am, I do believe I love you. And am attending your next blót. True story.
Ugh. This would put me off toys, not sex.
1:26 I once used a dildo as a midget.
lol used dildo. thats fucking sick. :P
grandma used to use it on grandpa to massage his prostate
1:50 that made no sense...piss off
1:54 I once used your mom as a midget dildo. On a midget.
1:21 i once used a midget as a dildo
you should put in on the mantel over the fireplace
ughhhh that shit is foul.
If only Sarah Palin would have done this for Bristol.
i want to throw up.
I like how all the posts turn to midget talk now instead of racism/xenophobia.
its like that movie where that old dude bangs all 3 generations in a family, execpt it is a dildo
i tried to click Bad Night several times...
12 04 how is 1 13 racist? would you shut up you little pussy
I bet midgets like disinfected glass dildos...
Wow. Grandma gets points for trying, but fails in the execution.
Unless it was a nice glass dildo that you could boil and disinfect, those are nice. Of course, it still be weird.
Wow. All my grandma left me was some money. Family Dildo is a big honor.
hahahaha THATS GOLD.... but def a bad night
...good initiative, bad judgment
You could always use it to make soup
U have to hang that shit up
whats disgusting is how she might have found out it was used.
grandma chez vag :P
If that's her grandmas way of preaching abstinence, the least she could have done was buy a new one. And how exactly did she know it was used?
No, what's disgusting is her finding out just how it was used... by grandma.
That would be 1:13 am of Olef Thorsen lineage.
Gotta love that grandma cheese