i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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