Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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