we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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