Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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