WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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