I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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