What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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