There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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