she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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