I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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