I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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