She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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