Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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