5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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