i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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