Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize