But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.