Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.