Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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