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• (573): View more from Missouri

  she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight

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• (817): View more from Texas

  despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower

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• (714): View more from California

  He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I sharted in my christmas pjs :(

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  So unmotivated today.

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  Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.

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