wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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