You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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