I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
