Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
jump out the window naked night went bad
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
