I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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