the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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