why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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