He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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