I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Green mimosas i think yes
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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