do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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