Sry I called you an 8
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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