you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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