thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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