we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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