everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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