There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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