In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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