dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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