haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I had to cum in my sink.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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