This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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