you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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