I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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