Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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