i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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