he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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