Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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