Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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