ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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