i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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