i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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