The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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