'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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