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  • 58 31
    Submitted by countrypartier18 on Sep 5, 13 at 1:18pm

    No one wins when you date a stripper, except Barney. That was LEGEND.. Wait for it, DARY!

  • 48 46
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 5, 13 at 3:06pm

    Honey, enjoy it while the looks last. Just down blow the good money on loser boyfriends, toys and drugs. Build up a saving and investment. do it via TWO CPAs that don't know other and get monthly statement. Been around way to may Old Ladies at biker rallies that made a was, blew a wad and still acting like they are just out of high school.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by studentOBnurse on Sep 5, 13 at 2:51pm

    Atta girl.

  • 34 31
    Submitted by nogoodnamesleft on Sep 5, 13 at 9:53pm

    No. You don't.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Sep 5, 13 at 11:30pm

    Being fast -> ? -> Successful stripper -> ? -> Profits

  • 27 28
    Submitted by Key_umm on Sep 6, 13 at 4:38pm

    Kick ass at running??

  • 23 25
    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Sep 7, 13 at 1:40pm

    wow...

  • 31 49
    Submitted by anustart on Sep 5, 13 at 3:08pm

    FUCK OFF

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Axel5238 on Sep 6, 13 at 1:15am

    So your banking on being a stripper and some how that's your saving grace? A lot of strippers have substance abuse problems and the vd rate is pretty high among strippers. So enjoy that scorching case of herpes in your future. I'm sure he'd take the average girl over the mess.

  • 27 47
    Submitted by anustart on Sep 5, 13 at 3:47pm

    skank sisters

  • 31 62
    Submitted by anustart on Sep 5, 13 at 3:45pm

    wistful you were not aborted\n\n\nno need for coaches/gym teachers/other pedophiles\n\nless centaur more neanderthal, retard