Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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