I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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