Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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